A bit of an odd preoccupation of casting death upon others Mr. Fox

Granted..... Tyra Banks wants to fully finance your transition. But she thinks you are going FTM and has any boobs you may have removed

I wish I could trust someone

Granted, you're able to trust whoever you choose. Unfortunately, they can't reciprocate.

I wish I didn't get light-headaches all the freaking time. 

Granted, you get migraines all the time.

I wish I could make up my mind on if I want to sleep or stay awake.

Quote from: Osiris on May 07, 2009, 09:31:12 PM
Granted, you get migraines all the time.

ACK! Don't say that, I had one just yesterday and don't need any more!

*ahem* Granted, you want to stay awake, but you get NO work done. 

I wish I had a gallon of mint chip ice cream.

Granted you have a gallon of mint chip ice cream... *eats it all* Mmmm thanks that was good!

I wish I wasn't feeling light headed.

I love mint chocolate chip ice cream.

Granted, not lightheaded, just wanting to throw up!

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

Granted, but your make up day(s) are Saturday and Sunday.

I wish that quitting smoking was as easy as starting.

Granted, but you still cant get the smokey smell out of your clothing...

I wish I didnt have to work this weekend..   

Granted.... You call off sick. But the Cat in the hat shows up with thing 1 and thing 2 and turns your place into an upside down playground

I wish the wind would stop blowing so hard

Quote from: The Unforgiven on May 07, 2009, 09:48:16 PM
I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

lol, I didn't have to go to school today!!! 
Anyways...

Granted, the wind stops blowing completely, but a freak storm hits and you house is destroyed.

I wish I could turn invisible at will.

Granted, you now can turn invisible at will. Only, as soon as you use your power you realize that you can not become un-invisible at will at all and while invisible you are so invisible people will not register you at all, making you unable to bring attention to your predicament at all and are likewise unable to become visible through paint, makeup, clothes, or any such thing either.

I wish I wasn't always in so much pain...

granted, but now the pain free state won't be as sweet.

i wish i had a woman.

Granted! you have one... ME! now that's a corrupted wish for ya

I wish I could hook myself up to my computer and download information to my brain.

Granted...but you got a virus!!

I wish we had a closer parking space!

Granted.....You now park in the the lobby and everyone sits on your car while taking lunch breaks and hanging about gossiping.

I wish this world wasn't so boring

Granted, the world is extremely exciting, but you are too boring to comprehend it, so you end up thinking the world is boring anyway.

I wish I had a faster PC.

Granted... however the very next day all PC's become obsolete.

I wish my hairline wasn't receedding...

Granted, now you find the hair all over your body grows at an alarming rate and you cant keep up!   

I wish there was a chinese takeout place open at this late hour... 

Granted...But the only place open serves Virginia's idea of Chinese food with Italian seasonings

I wish my apt. (Flat) was larger

granted. ur apt's 1/2 sq ft larger.  I wish I was 6ft tall.