random things like these pass through your mind on any given day ...

1. I wonder what would happen if I (insert dumb thing here)?
2. This is still probably clean ...
3. That was awesome! Like that one part in that one movie when ...
4.  If I were in a zombie apocalypse I'd definitely want a flame thrower ... no wait ... a chainsaw!
5. I can't wait to get home so I can jerk off.
6. Pizza!

Add yours and have fun!

of course there's enough fuel in the car.
why are there ten different detergents under the sink?
I could s*** the a*** off that!
you wouldn't catch me wasting money on prostitutes!
this game is gonna kick off now!
etc etc

can't hardly remember many of the things they say now as I spend very little time among men.

No, I don't need directions
Of course they are clean only put them on three days ago
Get me a beer I'm watching the game.
Why do you iron stuff?
I'd like to help you but I'm busy right now, changing channels.
I'm hungry, what's for dinner.
Loud Belch/Fart. God I needed that.

Don't miss any of it. And personally never did any of it

Cindy

- "So i have a lot of work to do today- (hot guy or girl walks past)... huh, what did you say? oh umm yea I have a lot of work to do today"
-I just dont see why my whites need to be separated in the wash

I'll post more when it comes to me lol

when "I can't wait to get home so I can jerk off" turns into "I can't wait to get to my car...with a shirt over my lap...or this public restroom...so I can jerk off......cause damn...T makes me horny every 30 minutes"

• No, really, I know what I'm doing with these computer parts, I don't need a proffesio~ *zapped*
• Get hungry in group, try to convince friends the group should go to the pub for steak sandwiches
• Friend mentions zombies, you go over your plan again in your head
• Receive guns and camping equipment for birthday, really excited

You're supposed to separate your whites when you wash?  I've been doing it wrong all these years.  Of course, now I don't have whites, I have dingy light grays. 

Hee Hee to Aegir.

When I guy says lets go camping and you understand  its in a tent.


Cindy

- Repairman? Hell-no, I'll just patch it up with a little duct-tape.
- Replacement? Hell-no, I'll just patch it up with a little duct-tape.
- It's fine, really, I just have to tape it down so it doesn't fall off.
- Nah, I don't need a shower, I took one the day before yesterday, just pass the deodorant.
- Ugh, I don't want to go if it means you'll make me shave first!
- It's fine! I washed it last week! (usually in reference to my sweater)

'course, Hubby's the one that goes..
It's broken, we should take it in for repairs/get a new one/throw it out. (see reply 1-3)
Are you going to go out.... (see reply 4-5)
Your sweater is dirty, I'm tossing it in the laundry. (see 6)

"Does this dress make my ass look big?" "No babe not at all" "so you're saying I don't have an ass?" "No that's not what I'm saying" "well what exactly are you trying to say then?" *facepalm*
(I've ran into this one)

Clean my room...or watch the game...? The game

Cold pizza and beer for breakfast sounds good

Seems like most of the replies are confusing "you know you think like a guy when..."  with "you know you think like a slob when..."   

Quote from: Alessandro on October 25, 2010, 09:31:57 AM
Seems like most of the replies are confusing "you know you think like a guy when..."  with "you know you think like a slob when..."   

XD

...When you contemplate wrestling a guy twice your size despite knowing you'll lose.

That's all I've got. XD  I generally clean/wash/spray flowery scented sprays to make my apartment smell good...

Quote from: LukasGabriel on October 25, 2010, 09:36:35 AM
XD

...When you contemplate wrestling a guy twice your size despite knowing you'll lose.

lol did that a week ago

Quote from: Elijah on October 25, 2010, 09:54:02 AM

lol did that a week ago

LOL!  -.-  I do it a lot...doesn't work very well when you're weak like I am. xD  And your defense mechanism is to fall. xD

"Mop the floor? ...Why?"

(And then, after you grab the mop: "Okay, how do I do this?")

Making "fountains" by taking a swig of water and squirting it out, riding shopping carts like scooters, blowing straw wrappers at people...then again, I'm just forever twelve years old. My brother always keeps his room obsessively neat, but any new living space I occupy becomes a hazard zone in less than a week.

when i play football and when i see a very hot girl...oh i want to bone her!!

Quote from: LukasGabriel on October 25, 2010, 09:58:36 AM
LOL!  -.-  I do it a lot...doesn't work very well when you're weak like I am. xD  And your defense mechanism is to fall. xD

yea lol, he picked me up and slammed me down on the floor, but it was still fun.

-Oh it's broken? Let me fix it. (I have no idea what I'm doing but I;'m gonna fix it)
-Gah I'm soo horny, I need to get off now! Car isn't going to be stopping anytime soon* *Checks... parents are looking at the road.... ready set go*
-meat is a vegetable, right?

Quote from: Tad on October 25, 2010, 01:13:48 PM
-Gah I'm soo horny, I need to get off now! Car isn't going to be stopping anytime soon* *Checks... parents are looking at the road.... ready set go*

Bahahah you guys are BALLSY! Ha. Next thread topic is going to be ... "Weirdest place you've gotten off ..." LOL

I can fix it.
Yes I'm sure.
I'm googling it.
No I don't need help.
I'm figuring it out!
GO AWAY AND LET ME WORK!
Hey.... Can you pass me that screwdriver?