Quote from: A on October 29, 2010, 11:06:35 PM
When you envisage just mixing your whole meal, including the dessert, in the same plate, thinking it all ends up together anyway.

I mix everything together in 1 bowl.  This is mostly because I cook everything together in 1 pot so I have fewer dishes to wash.

I also sniff my clothes to check if it's clean haha.
If I go to the grocery store to buy milk it only takes me 5 min and I don't come back with extra stuff.
2 pairs of shoes, casual and formal, is sufficient.

I know there's more but I can't think of anything else.

Quote from: A on October 29, 2010, 11:06:35 PM
When you envisage just mixing your whole meal, including the dessert, in the same plate, thinking it all ends up together anyway.

Oh man gross. xD
It's weird but I hate it when my food touches. >(

When you burp out loud, you not only purposefully not say "Excuse me," but you also brag about how you have the loudest burp to everyone around you

Quote from: Noah the brave-ish on October 29, 2010, 11:05:56 PM
electric fly swatters?! tiny bug explosions?! awesome! probably better to spend the money on ftm supplies or T lol

You can get them for cheap at stores.

And so worth it.  I wound up breaking ours because I got too excited. xD

The electric fly swatter things are awesome. We have one shaped like a tennis raquet (the thing you use to play tennis with, I don't know what it's called) and it's sooo cool to burn mosquitoes into little crisps with it!

Also, playing violent computer games and cheering the explosions, saying "WOOHOO! HEADSHOT!!", enjoying Shoot 'Em Up (the film), squealing with glee when finding out you can get a mini-nuke in Fallout 3...

...I like me mah videogames and explosions. Also, action flicks. And epic fight scenes.

Quote from: Albinoeyes on October 31, 2010, 08:27:44 AM
Oh man gross. xD
It's weird but I hate it when my food touches. >(

it touches in your stomach.

When you're scratching places where you shouldn't be scratching. In public. lol

Adjusting your packer in public.

Need I say more?

Quote from: LukasGabriel on October 31, 2010, 12:32:04 PM
You can get them for cheap at stores.

And so worth it.  I wound up breaking ours because I got too excited. xD

so looking for that. lol
you know you think like a guy when almost everything is an innuendo heh heh. saying that's what she said all the time.

Heh, I'm guilty of almost all of these other than the burping and sports.

Your roommate asks you which shoes go with an outfit and stands on one foot at a time to show you.  You say "I don't know, show the other one again."  My record is 6 times back and forth. 

Half of your underwear has holes in it.

Ditto for socks.

You joined theater for the set building
....and your first love was the miter saw.

"Why on earth did you throw ____ out?  It was still good!"

Couldn't care less about farting unless a girl's in the room.

When around women, wondering why everything takes so much planning.

(From the other side of the organic chemistry lab)  "Ugh, this smells terrible!"  Me: "Oh, let me smell it."
     -This is from this morning.

The larger the pockets, the better the pants.

Driving along in the car-  My brother: "Oh, hot girl jogging."  I look out the window, turn back around, and hit him.  "That's an old guy in short shorts."  My brother is an ass heh.

Shirts are overrated.

The Tilted Kilt is the best bar/restaurant ever.

While at a resort on vacation- My mom as she runs off "Oh, there's a cute shop here."  My dad to me "And here's a bar for while we wait."  We sit and have a few beers while we wait for her.

When you laugh at someone else getting hit in the groin by a cricket ball etc, at the same time as you say, "that's gotta hurt!".

Quote from: Lee on November 02, 2010, 12:33:19 AM

Your roommate asks you which shoes go with an outfit and stands on one foot at a time to show you.  You say "I don't know, show the other one again."  My record is 6 times back and forth. 
- i would do this if someone i knew did that, that's the most absurd thing ever, why raise your feet up to see if it matches better? people can tell if your feet are on the floor. 

The larger the pockets, the better the pants.
- same here! either the biggest pockets or the most pockets.

While at a resort on vacation- My mom as she runs off "Oh, there's a cute shop here."  My dad to me "And here's a bar for while we wait."  We sit and have a few beers while we wait for her.
- would also do that, your dad is awesome

You know you AND your mother think like a guy when ... you go to the clothing shop, try a cool shirt on and the dialogue in front of the mirror sounds like this:
mum: Looks good ...
me: Hm ... Is it male or female?
mum: I don't know.
me: It has buttons on the right side. What does this mean?
mum: I have no idea. It has some sparkles on the collar.
me: Could be female. But the cut is pretty straight, it's thighter around my waist.
mum: Could me male. Or you're just fatter around the waist ... Eh, you know what - is it comfortable?
me: Yp.
mum: Then buy it.

Darner, I like your mom. 

You think of cool words you can "burp out".

I totally did the sniff to see if clothes are wearable thing this morning.

Most phone conversations = 30secs max.
A grunt is an acceptable answer.
Crappy gifts = extra points for effort/remembering event.
Getting ready takes about 15minutes.
You don't understand how getting ready can take hours.
Flowers fix everything.
Just about anything can be turned into a competition.
Hairstyles last years/decades.
Shaving anywhere is optional.
Weekend away = a pair of jocks, a t-shirt and MAYBE a pair of boxers.
You know what it means to be "that guy".

Just a few I can think of right now... 

You don't understand how getting ready can take hours.

I don't even understand why my husband insists on checking his hair, brushing his teeth and getting a quick spray of deodorant before we leave the house.
He does this even if we're just getting groceries!

My "getting ready to meet people at the pub/café" is deciding if my shirt's clean enough and getting the shoes on!
He needs a full 10-15 minutes!

I love him though, so I wait patiently, (and tell him we've got to go about 10 minutes before I get ready.)

When you strip down to just boxxers or undies as soon as everyones left the house for the day/and or are in their rooms with the doors closed. I love being naked.

When you have the urge to protect your junk in tight crowds, etc. in case someone hits you there.

When every tractor you drive by on the highway calls your name to go check it out. (I have a secret love affair with tractors, and I enjoy working on them/with them)

When you must turn everything into a competition. Penis size, how fast you can eat something, how well you can throw a football, grades, who's stronger, blah blah blah

Not just wondering if you can jerk off in a certain situation.. but also turning it into a  competition with your self to see how fast you can do it. Think my records around 20 seconds.

Getting ready involves, rolling out of bed, putting on some deodorant and some clothes.. because going out in public neked doesn't seem like a good idea, and a quick piss. Total time from sleepfullness to sitting in the car.. maybe 5 minutes.

When you don't know what that long cord thing with a plug on the end, coming from the vacuum cleaner is for.

Cindy