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Started by Osiris, October 05, 2010, 04:43:37 PM

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JayKyle

#920
April 26, 2012, 11:41:00 PM
Granted you don't have a nose! (And great minds think a like ^^)

I wish I had some black duct tape
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#921
April 26, 2012, 11:47:42 PM
Granted.  You have black duct tape but it isn't sticky enough.

I wish I had a pocket knife.
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JayKyle

#922
April 26, 2012, 11:49:18 PM
Granted but it has no blade

I wish I had darker hair
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#923
April 26, 2012, 11:51:43 PM
Granted.   Now you have darker nose hairs

I wish I lived in Australia.
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JayKyle

#924
April 26, 2012, 11:56:00 PM
Granted except Australia is now the testing ground for everyone's nuclear weapons (sounds like a party)

I wish zombies existed
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#925
April 27, 2012, 12:06:56 AM
Granted.  Everyone but you went to Mars and took all the survival stuff so now it's just you and a bunch of  blood thirsty zombies running around.

I wish I was taller.
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JayKyle

#926
April 27, 2012, 12:13:57 AM
Granted. But everyone else is a hobbit so you are rather uncomfortable and have to crawl around in peoples houses

I wish I was older
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#927
April 27, 2012, 12:18:28 AM
Granted.  You are so old that you can't walk, see, or hear anymore and you constantly use the bathroom on yourself.

I wish I had an energy drink.
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JayKyle

#928
April 27, 2012, 12:25:53 AM
Granted but it tastes like an old person's waste '^-^'

I wish I could transform into a piece of fruit
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#929
April 27, 2012, 12:36:50 AM
Granted.  You are now that tiny sour grape that never got a chance to fully develop.

I wish Walmart would lower their prices.
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JayKyle

#930
April 27, 2012, 12:49:03 AM
Granted but when before you can buy anything they're completely sold out of everything except old people depends and a tube of open toothpaste

I wish I wasn't drawing in ink
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#931
April 27, 2012, 12:52:31 AM
Granted.  You are now drawing in your own blood. 

I wish the Sailor Moon abridged series would cover the entire 200 episodes.
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JayKyle

#932
April 27, 2012, 01:03:18 AM
Granted, they copied over it and Sailor Moon no longer exists

I wish dinosaurs were not extinct
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#933
April 27, 2012, 01:05:41 AM
Granted.  Now there are dinosaurs running around crushing houses and eating people. 

I wish I was the WWE Champion.
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JayKyle

#934
April 27, 2012, 01:08:36 AM
Quote from: Malachite on April 27, 2012, 01:05:41 AM
Granted.  Now there are dinosaurs running around crushing houses and eating people. 

^^ how is that bad?

Granted but nobody cares or knows what WWE is anymore (aw)

I wish I could use Death Magik
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#935
April 27, 2012, 01:13:20 AM
Oh yeah I forgot this is the guy who dreams about WW3 and destruction  :D Uhhhh you get eaten!

Granted.  You use the magik of death to put you in a deep sleep forever

I wish my hands were bigger.
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JayKyle

#936
April 27, 2012, 01:15:36 AM
Granted however they are the size of a small house and you lack the strength to life or use them, plus they are really hairy and horde of small children live under them

I wish I could simply snap my fingers and money would appear
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#937
April 27, 2012, 01:19:22 AM
Granted.  However the whole world went to a complete bartering system so there is no more use for money.

I wish I had a girlfriend.
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JayKyle

#938
April 27, 2012, 01:22:26 AM
Granted but it turns out she's your long lost half sister (that would be sick)

I wish I wasn't so pale
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#939
April 27, 2012, 01:26:56 AM
Granted.  You aren't pale anymore but you are now blind so you can't tell the difference.

I wish fishing didn't hurt the fish or live bait.
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