New Corrupt-A-Wish

[Dante]

Granted, it does, but with it come the police to arrest you for possessing counterfeit money.

I wish computers had unlimited space on them.

[kisschittybangbang]

Granted, but anything you save on them would instantly be corrupted.

I wish I could talk to people without offending them

[kisschittybangbang]

Granted, but the dogs are eating the cat alive on the card table and the painting never becomes famous.

I wish to own Gustav Klimt's "tree of life" Painting.

[Feever]

Granted, your "ownership" of the painting lasts only minutes though, as the police catch you in the act of stealing it.

I wish for a puppy.

[Christo]

I wish for a puppy.

granted.





I wish I was in hawaii again 

[Feever]

Granted.  Your connecting flight to Guam leaves in 15 minutes.  Better hurry!

I wish I had a diamond ring.

[kisschittybangbang]

granted, but the diamond is so small you hardly notice it.

I wish for the stars

[kody2011]

granted, but they blow you up...

i wish this meeting with my parents were over

[Mr. Fox]

Granted.  An armed gunman breaks in and kills all of you.

I wish I were a better writer.

[Feever]

Granted, the stars are yours!  But only until your sparkler goes out.

I wish mosquitos didnt bite me.

[stacyB]

Granted, you are now so repulsive that no living thing will go near you... 

I wish I could go back in time and change the past...

[Dante]

granted.

I can honestly say that is the scariest dog I have ever seen. 

I wish I could go back in time and change the past...

Granted, but you start a paradox and the universe is destroyed. Smooth.

I wish this weekend weren't so complicated. X-(

[Feever]

Granted, your weekends activities will go amazingly smooth.  Next week, everything goes to hell though.

I wish my shoulders werent so broad.

[Michelle.]

Granted.. but your hands become the most "manliest" in the entire world.

I wish that it wasn't 80 plus degress with 85% plus humidity, 45 minutes before midnight. Ah, summer in South Florida!!!

[stacyB]

Granted, nice category 5 hurricaine heading your way should cool you down...

I wish the nite wasnt so devoid of sound tonite...

[kisschittybangbang]

granted, but the only sound you hear for the rest of the night is your neighbors annoying and painfully loud car alarm

I wish that I had a life. X3

[Michelle.]

Granted you get to live three people lives. But still only have eight hours to sleep.

I wish I had gotten of my lazy a## today and gone to the grocery store.

[Feever]

Granted, you no longer have a need to go to the grocery store.  Your cupboards are fully stocked with corn flakes, but sadly you are out of milk and sugar.

I wish I wasnt woken up by the fire alarm this morning. 

(Another wing of the building I am staying in had a minor fire.  It smelled like burnt toast to me)

[Mr. Fox]

Granted.  You were woken up by the sound of your neighbors having sex.

I wish that my father did not mow the lawn so much.

[Feever]

Your father never has to mow the lawn again.  But, grass doesn't really grow in the desert.

I wish I had a boyfriend.