Granted, it does, but with it come the police to arrest you for possessing counterfeit money.

I wish computers had unlimited space on them.

Granted, but anything you save on them would instantly be corrupted.

I wish I could talk to people without offending them

Granted, but the dogs are eating the cat alive on the card table and the painting never becomes famous.

I wish to own Gustav Klimt's "tree of life" Painting.

Granted, your "ownership" of the painting lasts only minutes though, as the police catch you in the act of stealing it.

I wish for a puppy.

Quote from: Feever on May 29, 2009, 04:07:35 AM
I wish for a puppy.

granted.





I wish I was in hawaii again 

Granted.  Your connecting flight to Guam leaves in 15 minutes.  Better hurry!

I wish I had a diamond ring.

granted, but the diamond is so small you hardly notice it.

I wish for the stars

granted, but they blow you up...

i wish this meeting with my parents were over

Granted.  An armed gunman breaks in and kills all of you.

I wish I were a better writer.

Granted, the stars are yours!  But only until your sparkler goes out.

I wish mosquitos didnt bite me.

Granted, you are now so repulsive that no living thing will go near you... 

I wish I could go back in time and change the past...

Quote from: Chris on May 29, 2009, 04:26:54 AM
granted.

I can honestly say that is the scariest dog I have ever seen. 

Quote from: Stacy Brahm on May 29, 2009, 07:46:41 PM
I wish I could go back in time and change the past...

Granted, but you start a paradox and the universe is destroyed. Smooth.

I wish this weekend weren't so complicated. X-(

Granted, your weekends activities will go amazingly smooth.  Next week, everything goes to hell though.

I wish my shoulders werent so broad.

Granted.. but your hands become the most "manliest" in the entire world.

I wish that it wasn't 80 plus degress with 85% plus humidity, 45 minutes before midnight. Ah, summer in South Florida!!!

Granted, nice category 5 hurricaine heading your way should cool you down...

I wish the nite wasnt so devoid of sound tonite...

granted, but the only sound you hear for the rest of the night is your neighbors annoying and painfully loud car alarm

I wish that I had a life. X3

Granted you get to live three people lives. But still only have eight hours to sleep.

I wish I had gotten of my lazy a## today and gone to the grocery store.

Granted, you no longer have a need to go to the grocery store.  Your cupboards are fully stocked with corn flakes, but sadly you are out of milk and sugar.

I wish I wasnt woken up by the fire alarm this morning. 

(Another wing of the building I am staying in had a minor fire.  It smelled like burnt toast to me)

Granted.  You were woken up by the sound of your neighbors having sex.

I wish that my father did not mow the lawn so much.

Your father never has to mow the lawn again.  But, grass doesn't really grow in the desert.

I wish I had a boyfriend.