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Started by Dante, March 28, 2009, 12:25:16 AM

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Dante

#480
May 28, 2009, 11:24:20 PM
Granted, it does, but with it come the police to arrest you for possessing counterfeit money.

I wish computers had unlimited space on them.





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kisschittybangbang

#481
May 28, 2009, 11:28:36 PM
Granted, but anything you save on them would instantly be corrupted.

I wish I could talk to people without offending them
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kisschittybangbang

#482
May 29, 2009, 03:02:51 AM
Granted, but the dogs are eating the cat alive on the card table and the painting never becomes famous.

I wish to own Gustav Klimt's "tree of life" Painting.
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Feever

#483
May 29, 2009, 04:07:35 AM
Granted, your "ownership" of the painting lasts only minutes though, as the police catch you in the act of stealing it.

I wish for a puppy.
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Christo

#484
May 29, 2009, 04:26:54 AM
Quote from: Feever on May 29, 2009, 04:07:35 AM
I wish for a puppy.

granted.



:D :D :D :D >:-) >:-) >:-)

I wish I was in hawaii again  8) 8) 8)
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Feever

#485
May 29, 2009, 06:08:35 AM
Granted.  Your connecting flight to Guam leaves in 15 minutes.  Better hurry!

I wish I had a diamond ring.
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kisschittybangbang

#486
May 29, 2009, 12:15:26 PM
granted, but the diamond is so small you hardly notice it.

I wish for the stars
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kody2011

#487
May 29, 2009, 01:02:39 PM
granted, but they blow you up...

i wish this meeting with my parents were over
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Mr. Fox

#488
May 29, 2009, 04:33:28 PM
Granted.  An armed gunman breaks in and kills all of you.

I wish I were a better writer.
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Feever

#489
May 29, 2009, 04:45:14 PM
Granted, the stars are yours!  But only until your sparkler goes out.

I wish mosquitos didnt bite me.
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stacyB

#490
May 29, 2009, 07:46:41 PM
Granted, you are now so repulsive that no living thing will go near you...  :'(

I wish I could go back in time and change the past...
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Dante

#491
May 29, 2009, 08:39:08 PM
Quote from: Chris on May 29, 2009, 04:26:54 AM
granted.



:D :D :D :D >:-) >:-) >:-)

I can honestly say that is the scariest dog I have ever seen.  :icon_blink:

Quote from: Stacy Brahm on May 29, 2009, 07:46:41 PM
I wish I could go back in time and change the past...

Granted, but you start a paradox and the universe is destroyed. Smooth.

I wish this weekend weren't so complicated. X-(





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Feever

#492
May 29, 2009, 09:15:11 PM
Granted, your weekends activities will go amazingly smooth.  Next week, everything goes to hell though.

I wish my shoulders werent so broad.
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Michelle.

#493
May 29, 2009, 10:19:24 PM
Granted.. but your hands become the most "manliest" in the entire world.

I wish that it wasn't 80 plus degress with 85% plus humidity, 45 minutes before midnight. Ah, summer in South Florida!!!
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stacyB

#494
May 29, 2009, 10:35:52 PM
Granted, nice category 5 hurricaine heading your way should cool you down...

I wish the nite wasnt so devoid of sound tonite...
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kisschittybangbang

#495
May 30, 2009, 12:49:20 AM
granted, but the only sound you hear for the rest of the night is your neighbors annoying and painfully loud car alarm

I wish that I had a life. X3
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Michelle.

#496
May 30, 2009, 01:21:34 AM
Granted you get to live three people lives. But still only have eight hours to sleep.

I wish I had gotten of my lazy a## today and gone to the grocery store.
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Feever

#497
May 30, 2009, 06:43:44 AM
Granted, you no longer have a need to go to the grocery store.  Your cupboards are fully stocked with corn flakes, but sadly you are out of milk and sugar.

I wish I wasnt woken up by the fire alarm this morning. 

(Another wing of the building I am staying in had a minor fire.  It smelled like burnt toast to me)
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Mr. Fox

#498
May 30, 2009, 08:46:14 AM
Granted.  You were woken up by the sound of your neighbors having sex.

I wish that my father did not mow the lawn so much.
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Feever

#499
May 30, 2009, 09:13:14 AM
Your father never has to mow the lawn again.  But, grass doesn't really grow in the desert.

I wish I had a boyfriend.
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